pappu joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the

computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

pappu: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

guide: An old king's skeleton.

Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?

guide: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

How to catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and just be yourself.

Squirrels will come to you on their own.

Because they just love NUTS .

 I am a dog and u r a flower,

so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a

women

gives birth to a kid.

A student stands up- we must find & stop her!.

A man had twins; he named them Tin &Martin.

Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.

Again twins & named Max & Climax.

Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

19 SARDARS WENT 4A FILM.ON ASKING THEM Y THEY CAME IN A BIG GROUP OF 19?

THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...

  A photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral

function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?

He said "SMILE PLEASE"

A man was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to

what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It"s already raining.

Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

A man wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr

after

deducting tax.

Angry man: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet

the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?

B: Your feet aren't empty.

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.

They wanted to trouble good people...

I suggested ur name.

They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...